Martin O’Malley Isn’t Real

I don’t know why, but I keep seeing a third person at Democratic debates. I checked in with various friends and they also believe that they are seeing someone named Martin O’Malley on stage.

It is my opinion that this “Martin O’Malley” is a figment of our collective imagination and here is my proof. The numbering of my points got a little mixed up, but I dare you to prove me otherwise.

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